I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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