She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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