I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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