wake up i wanna do it froggy style
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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