so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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