The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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