Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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