so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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