I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
