Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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