butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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