I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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