he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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