Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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