Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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