You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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