I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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