Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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