He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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