Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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