when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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