I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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