So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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