You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
How does one acquire holy water?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
