so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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