Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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