I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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