He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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