he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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