Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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