Define "chronic" masturbator.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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