Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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