i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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