Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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