why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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