So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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