the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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