end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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