you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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