Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We named our party play list daddy issues
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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