Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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