Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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