No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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