He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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