roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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