I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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