do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
