I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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