wake up i wanna do it froggy style
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
When are your genitals available?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
