I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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