The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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