Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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