im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We talked him into tasing himself.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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