and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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